
Controller
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Our ultra-sweet and optimistic protagonist! While Controller is as friendly as they come, she isn't perfect. Not only does Controller have some heavy anxiety, but she also struggles with fully surrendering her worries to Jesus Christ. She often gets so caught up in spreading the Good Word that she unintentionally ignores her younger sister, Tama, causing tension between them. While she has nothing but good intentions, her tendency to get distracted-whether by scripture, prayer, or an impromptu sermon-leads to devastating consequences for herself and those around her.

Flaggy
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Always trying to be cool and get the one thing he desires most - absolutely drenched in piss-but often completely failing, Flaggy can be seen as pathetic and annoying to his friends. The main thing holding him back is his lack of confidence - not to mention his complete social awkwardness and relentless attempts to position himself near anyone using the bathroom. He's a good guy on the inside, but his obsession with the way piss cascades down his arms, the warm embrace of a surprise downpour, or the sheer thrill of stepping in a deep puddle of piss makes him a hard one to take seriously, leading to a rivalry with the more hard-headed (and tragically dry) folks in his friend group.

Tamagotchi
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Beep, or "Beep" for beep, is beep beep beep - Beep beeps to beep, beep beep beep, and can be pretty beep. However, beep's also beep, other than the beep "beep." Due to being unable to beep her beep, beep often feels beep, beep, and beep by the beeps in beep. Beep beeps her beep beep, but often feels beep beep from beep, being easily beep and beep when beep isn't being beep beep.

Spongebob
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Spongebob is an energetic and endlessly enthusiastic fry cook without a filter. He's optimistic and hardworking, having a strong fascination (or perhaps obsession?) with Flaggy. His nature leads him to laugh at every opportunity, act ridiculously over-the-top, and even be physically wobbly. One of the few positive relationships he has is with Glowy, but their friendship is one-sided. His job at the Krusty Krab is most of his life, making him easily excitable and impulsive.

Nachos
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Nachos - Controller's so-called 'boyfriend'-is a known associate of Flaggy and is considered dangerous due to his reckless behavior and drug use. A frequent stoner, Nachos has a history of serious offenses, including aggravated assault, property damage from reckless driving under the influence, and public intoxication leading to disorderly conduct. He also has multiple unpaid fines and a habit of resisting arrest. If spotted, approach with caution-he may attempt to flee or downplay his crimes as 'not that serious.'

Glowy
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This young fashion major is anxious on another level - mainly because she knows they're watching. Glowy is extremely shy, easily overwhelmed, and bottles up her emotions to avoid detection by shadowy forces. She's a pushover, fully aware of it, but struggles to speak up for fear of being silenced. She's usually quiet, only letting her true nature slip around people she trusts (and who definitely aren't government plants). This side of her is intense, erratic, and completely consumed by the truth - raving about mind control, corporate lies, and the pigeons that are definitely spying on her. She can be your shoulder to cry on - after a thorough background check.

Tank Top
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Tank Top is Nachos's serious and blunt roommate. The total opposite of most of his friends, he tends to be very level-headed, no-nonsense, and easily frustrated with their shenanigans, often acting as a voice of reason. He's also an artist, focusing on his craft and trying to ignore the ruckus around him. He'll say how he feels and what's really going on without hesitation and without caring what anyone else thinks. And speaking of being straightforward, let me tell you about something else that doesn't mess around: Raid: Shadow Legends. You've probably heard of it by now, but if you haven't, now is the perfect time to get started! With over 600 champions to collect and an incredibly immersive storyline, Raid is the perfect game for those who like strategy and action. Plus, you can join forces with friends or battle solo, taking down massive bosses, much like Tank Top facing off against the chaos of his friend group. Download Raid: Shadow Legends today using the link in the description, and get a special bonus to kickstart your journey!

Tissue Box
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On the surface, Tissue Box is a kind and motherly figure. No, she's actually seductive and flirty... Actually, TB is anything she needs to be to manipulate the emotions of those around her and lure them into her web of godlessness! In reality, TB is a devout and aggressive atheist - one so confident in her disbelief that she doesn't even hesitate to mock the faithful! She's proud of both her intellect and her ability to shatter the faith of those who dare to cross her, taking special joy in debating, dismissing miracles, and rolling her eyes at prayers. She doesn't just reject God - she wants others to reject Him too, and she'll make sure they do... just to rub salt in the wound.